Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Let's Make Fun of Angry, Humorless Commenters!

This happens so rarely that I just can't resist. My blog on Carla was picked up by, and it's a mixed bag of crazy readers over there, so I have a lot of fun reading the responses.

There's always some colon-tickling moron with his thumb so far up his asshole that he can poke his own bellybutton from the inside and god help me, but I love making fun of these guys. Instead of polluting Laurie's blog, I decided to do it on mine -- with a post dedicated to just to you Anonymous Former Reader!! (Queue applause)

The original post was about how Carla is making antifeminist remarks and tarnishing people's opinion of women's rights everywhere because she's model idiot, and here were a few comments.

  1. Comment by A Spivack | 12/04/12 at 5:21 pm
    A result of too many Botox injections? Love your writing.
  2. Comment by Moira | 12/04/12 at 5:24 pm
    Sorry dear, but in France, “bourgeoise(e)” culturally identifies the man or woman who is a member of the wealthiest social class of a given society; and their materialistic worldview”…
  3. Comment by Former Reader | 12/04/12 at 10:26 pm
    What an ugly article. I won’t be back to the paris blog. Grow up and realize your vajayjay isn’t the most important thing in life.

@aspivack - thanks for reading, glad you enjoyed it more than former anonymous humorless reader who thinks (rightly) that I'm obsessed with my vajayjay. Who wants to take bets that's someone with a very small penis? Anyone? Bueller?

@Moira - Webster strikes again! Damn those dictionaries!! Why do we even use them. Let's just make up our own description, "People who describe themselves using this word are obvs really rich people too busy living their fabulous lives to give a shit about normal people." :) Probs more accurate.

And now the cream. Since 'Former Reader' won't be back and will sadly miss out on this post, I'll just go out on a limb and say anyone who has the brass balls to use the word "vajayjay" in a sentence which clearly demonstrates their sense of humor is as lively as a wet blanket should look into having that cucumber removed from their ass.

Sorry Laurie, another one bites the dust! More fun for us!


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