Sunday, August 15, 2010

Monday Moodlifters 2nd edition

Schmello everyone.

So, it's Monday. The big bad wolf of the work-week has returned (so soon?!) to bite you in the ass. I had a very... eventful day today. That's putting it lightly. Today on a scale of cluster-fuckiness from 1-100 was about... 10,000,000. That sounds about right.

So, needless to say, I need this Monday Mood lifter. I need it more than AIR. I miss it's musk. When I saw the first one below, I literally thought it had been written by someone in my office, watching me nibble at a ham sandwich fighting off frustration. Sometimes I honest-to-god wish that real life had computer elements I use daily. What I wouldn't give for an undo, delete or the occasional #FU.

Enjoy, my favorite tweets that made me feel like I maybe shouldn't jump off the 24th floor when Occam's razor decided to fillet my sanity, then eat it with some fava beans & a nice chianti.

bisous,
S

@someecards I'm much more efficient at work when I cry at my desk instead of in the bathroom. http://t.co/dtARv8M

@funnyordie Mel Gibson crashed his Maserati in Malibu. This all feels anticlimactic w/o audio of him saying something racist to an OnStar operator. 
@vivreparis vous entraine dans les hauteurs de Paname avec "Paris vu du ciel" de Yann Arthus-Bertrand. Découvrez la capitale... http://fb.me/F764amn8

@someecards Real graph on public opinion towards gay marriage accidentally looks like a penis: http://t.co/7bnw1Ta

@NarcissusHolmes Photo: How Not To Get Laid #87: http://tumblr.com/xelfor5vz

@rainnwilson Happy Birthday Steve Carell! You're a 47 year old big hairy triangle of a torso. But what a torso!


@cailinash Dream Realized! http://bit.ly/cVVsZO

@theOnion In Focus: Al-Jazeera Introduces 'Lighter Side Of The News' Segment http://onion.com/dknefU

@davidlebovitz [new blog entry] Oh baby, it's Babycakes... http://tinyurl.com/2fb8xwm

@StephanAtHome
i was shocked fox news had such old viewers considering all their young, hip ads for walk-in bathtubs and mesothelioma lawyers.

@fleurishing edith piaf for your #musicmonday http://bit.ly/a8JFqG

@psprive RT @HaveninParis @ParisienSalon: Are you a flâneur? How many ways ARE there to walk in Paris? http://bit.ly/cmIrr0

@GrammarGirl English professor ejected from NYC Starbucks over linguistic dispute: http://bit.ly/czycBZ (via @mightyredpen @cinetrix)


@PreteMoiParis RT @OnlyParisPhoto Our Vintage Parisian Shoot featuredhttp://onestylemile.blogspot.com/2010/08/french-for-thought.html

@sharonbially Trouble getting started w/ ur writing? Try finger painting! says bestselling author @BrunoniaBarry at Writer Unboxed. http://bit.ly/dBVSjU

@francophilia Skating the Roads of Paris via NYTimes.com http://ow.ly/2qbaw #paris (via @MyMelange)

1 comment:

  1. Get pleasure from, my personal favorite twitter updates that will forced me to be feel like I probably shouldn't jump from the 24th floor when Occam's razor blade decided to fillet our sanity, and then try to eat this with a few fava pinto beans & a great chianti.


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