If my clock could talk, here's what we'd say to each other...

Me: Is the day over yet?
Clock: 5:28pm.... NO.
Me: Blow me.
Clock: meet you in the stairwell in 5 min.
Me: a) No, b) I meant you suck.
Clock: OK! Where then?
Me: I hate you.
Clock: You like it rough huh?
Me: I want to die.
Clock: can we do it first?
Me: only if you make it 6:30pm.
Clock: done & done.
Me: meet you in the stairwell in 5 min.